Gambling Jokes

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Slotmachines are called one armed bandits 

Because they steal your money
Slotmachines are called one armed bandits

Because they steal your money


One Arm Jokes,  Thief Jokes,  
    
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Where does Sean Connery go to gamble?

Cashino
Where does Sean Connery go to gamble?

Cashino


Sean Connery Jokes,  Sean Connery Meme,  
    
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''I'm annoyed, bet my life savings on the world ending and lost.''
''I'm annoyed, bet my life savings on the world ending and lost.''

Mayan Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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A bad day of horse racing is still better than a good day of work.
A bad day of horse racing is still better than a good day of work.

Funny Horse Sayings,  Funny Work Sayings,  Work Jokes,  
    
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''Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.''
''Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.''

Vegas Jokes,  Nevada Jokes,  Money Puns,  
    
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Bets on

The Pro Bowl
Bets on

The Pro Bowl


Pro Bowl Memes,  Insanity Wolf Meme,  
    
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I bet on Duke

I only support winners
I bet on Duke

I only support winners


Duke Jokes,  Michael Jordan Meme,  
    
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Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino 

Is in the bathroom
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino

Is in the bathroom


Poker Puns,  Bathroom Humor,  
    
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Just walked in the store to play the lottery like.... 15, 30, 37, 38, 45, 47
Just walked in the store to play the lottery like.... 15, 30, 37, 38, 45, 47

Memes,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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I dont drink, smoke, or gamble. 

How can you say that? You own stocks! 

Well, two out of three ain't bad.
I dont drink, smoke, or gamble.

How can you say that? You own stocks!

Well, two out of three ain't bad.


Economics And Economist Jokes,  Economist Jokes,  
    
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"Those damn videogames will rot your brain!"

Plays slots 4 days a week for 6-8 hours a day
"Those damn videogames will rot your brain!"

Plays slots 4 days a week for 6-8 hours a day


Memes,  Sheltering Suburban Mom (theme),  
    
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i don't have a gambling problem. i can stop anytime i cose

wanna bet?
i don't have a gambling problem. i can stop anytime i cose

wanna bet?


Memes,  Inception Meme,  
    
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Fantasy football makes everything better.

It's science.
Fantasy football makes everything better.

It's science.


Memes,  Sports Jokes,  
    
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paying the bookie this morning like...

best in the world my
paying the bookie this morning like...

best in the world my


Memes,  Funny Lebron James Jokes,  Diss Jokes,  
    
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