Funny Zombie Quotes

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jeffery dahmer, the origininal zombie est.1978
jeffery dahmer, the origininal zombie est.1978

Jeffery Dahmer Jokes,  Zombie Humor,  
    
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Speed Dating Jokes,  Funny Zombie Comics,  Funny Zombie Pictures,  
    
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i'm in miami
i'm in miami



Miami Jokes,  
    
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I mean, zombies only attack people with brains

So I guess I'll be safe
I mean, zombies only attack people with brains

So I guess I'll be safe


Blonde Bimbo Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Zombies only try to attack people for their brains

So you're safe
Zombies only try to attack people for their brains

So you're safe


Memes,  Zombie Jokes,  
    
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I Don't Always Kill Zombies 

But I Do With A Lincoln
I Don't Always Kill Zombies

But I Do With A Lincoln


Memes,  Zombie Humor,  
    
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Zombies?

Not on my watch.
Zombies?

Not on my watch.


Memes,  Bruce Campbell Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Luis Suarez Jokes,  
    
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I didn't say you were stupid. But you're not exactly on the zombie menu either.
I didn't say you were stupid. But you're not exactly on the zombie menu either.

Funny Quotes,  Stupid One Liner Jokes,  
    
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The world has gone so crazy that I think in the event of a zombie apocalypse there will be zombie rights activists
The world has gone so crazy that I think in the event of a zombie apocalypse there will be zombie rights activists

Funny Jokes,  Apocalypse Jokes,  
    
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Zombie

Eat flesh.
Zombie

Eat flesh.


Memes,  Subway Jokes,  Zombie Meme,  
    
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Here's your zombie apocalypse
Here's your zombie apocalypse

Funny Pictures,  Apocalypse Jokes,  
    
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Planning out what to do before a Zombie Apocalypse actually happens.
Planning out what to do before a Zombie Apocalypse actually happens.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Zombie,  
    
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"Hope for the best, prepare for the zombie  apocalypse."

- Mr. Quotable
"Hope for the best, prepare for the zombie apocalypse."

- Mr. Quotable


Funny Jokes,  Funny Zombie,  Apocalypse Jokes,  
    
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If zombies attack, go to Sam's Club. There's cement walls, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus, Zombies can't get in without a membership.
If zombies attack, go to Sam's Club. There's cement walls, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus, Zombies can't get in without a membership.

Memes,  Funny Zombie,  
    
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