Funny Workout Quotes

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I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.

Calorie Jokes,  Bed Jokes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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I want buns of steel.

But I also want buns of cinnamon.
I want buns of steel.

But I also want buns of cinnamon.


Funny Jokes,  Butt Jokes,  Funny Exercise Quotes,  
    
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You squat after eating Mexican food

I also like to live dangerously
You squat after eating Mexican food

I also like to live dangerously


After Dinner Jokes,  I Also Like To Live Dangerously,  Austin Powers Live Dangerously,  
    
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Coach be writing workouts like

If he dies. He dies.
Coach be writing workouts like

If he dies. He dies.


Memes,  Coach Meme,  
    
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"Do you want to work out?"

I'd rather have a hot dog.
"Do you want to work out?"

I'd rather have a hot dog.


Memes,  Workout Jokes,  
    
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When you a crazy cat lady but still want a good booty
When you a crazy cat lady but still want a good booty

Cat Lady Meme,  Cat Lady Jokes,  Booty Jokes,  
    
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I've got 99 problems

And burpees are every single one of them
I've got 99 problems

And burpees are every single one of them


The Office Memes,  Steve Carell Jokes,  Jay Z Funny,  
    
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Popeye had spinach. I have crossfit.
Popeye had spinach. I have crossfit.

Crossfit Jokes,  Funny Fitness Quotes,  
    
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Stop trying to make aerobics happen

It's not going to happen
Stop trying to make aerobics happen

It's not going to happen


Mean Girls Meme,  Regina George Meme,  Aerobics Jokes,  
    
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I broke up with my gym

We were just not working out
I broke up with my gym

We were just not working out


Memes,  Gym Humor,  Gym Jokes,  
    
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Started working out in the morning before work

I was told

There would be more energy
Started working out in the morning before work

I was told

There would be more energy


Memes,  Exercise Jokes,  
    
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6,0000 of today's fitbit steps

Are from masturbating
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6,0000 of today's fitbit steps

Are from masturbating


Memes,  Masturbation Jokes,  Exercise Jokes,  
    
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Hey Nathan

You ready for my arm workout
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Will: Ready For My Arm Workout
Hey Nathan

You ready for my arm workout


Memes,  Nathan Jokes,  
    
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when i look at myself in the mirror after a workout

i would date the  out of me.
when i look at myself in the mirror after a workout

i would date the out of me.


Memes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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My wife asked me if today was Friday and I said no,it's chest and back day brother
My wife asked me if today was Friday and I said no,it's chest and back day brother

Funny Quotes,  Friday Funny Quotes,  
    
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