Funny Twitter One Liners

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Keep your Twitter

Outta my Facebook
Keep your Twitter

Outta my Facebook


Wonder Woman Jokes,  Funny Facebook Status Jokes,  
    
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#futurehive #futurehendrix #ds2 future off that dirty sprite and still making sts

he aint worried about #ciara
#futurehive #futurehendrix #ds2 future off that dirty sprite and still making sts

he aint worried about #ciara


Ciara Meme,  Future Memes,  Funny Rap Memes,  
    
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this could be us but, i got my swer rod from dollar tree
this could be us but, i got my swer rod from dollar tree

Memes,  Mimi Meme,  Shower Memes,  
    
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Do girls mark their territory by just leaving a bobby pin everywhere they go?
Do girls mark their territory by just leaving a bobby pin everywhere they go?

Funny Quotes,  Funny Jokes On Twitter,  
    
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i hate when i accidentally suck 

come accidentally suck mine
i hate when i accidentally suck

come accidentally suck mine


Memes,  New Funny Jokes,  
    
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Whenever I lose a follower, I just wonder what was the last straw
Whenever I lose a follower, I just wonder what was the last straw

Memes,  Sms Jokes 2015,  Instagram Joke,  
    
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you need to worry more about your dad trying to be a bad
you need to worry more about your dad trying to be a bad

Funny Jokes,  Khloe Kardashian Jokes,  Worst Insult,  
    
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why the grammys acting like t  wasn't the song of the year
why the grammys acting like t wasn't the song of the year

Funny Jokes,  Lmfao,  
    
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Told my dentist I don't floss and he's making me feel like I was responsible for 9/11
Told my dentist I don't floss and he's making me feel like I was responsible for 9/11

Memes,  Dentist Jokes,  
    
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you mean to tell me

gary glitter has twitter?!
you mean to tell me

gary glitter has twitter?!


Memes,  Gary Glitter Jokes,  Skeptical Baby (theme),  
    
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I bet he posts a photo of it on Twitter...
I bet he posts a photo of it on Twitter...

Funny Pictures,  Anthony Weiner Jokes,  Pinocchio Joke,  
    
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A naked iPhone is beautiful but so risky
A naked iPhone is beautiful but so risky

Funny Quotes,  Funny True Sayings,  Iphone Jokes,  
    
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i wonder w many calories es burn by jumping to conclusions.
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Shkabang: Wonder how many calories bitches burn by jumping to conclusions
i wonder w many calories es burn by jumping to conclusions.

Memes,  Insults To Women,  
    
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Google before before you tweet is the new think before you speak.
Google before before you tweet is the new think before you speak.

Funny Quotes,  Best Short Jokes Of 2014,  Short Funny Jokes To Tweet,  
    
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you ever turn some  down & the  ended up pregnant 2 weeks later? god works in mysterious ways
you ever turn some down & the ended up pregnant 2 weeks later? god works in mysterious ways

Memes,  Funny Religious Sayings,  
    
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