Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

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Funny Thanksgiving quotes can cause an uproar at your holiday table, either with laughter or hostility, some of these funny quotes get very political. One of them mocks the true origins of how America was taken from the Native Americans, "I celebrated Thanksgiving in the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to the house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." Ouch.

On a lighter note, some funny Thanksgiving quotes will make everyone chuckle. One is, "Thanksgiving is all about getting your entire dysfunctional family under one roof and hoping the police don't get called." We can all relate to that. Another one is, "this year I hope you avoid the travesty of your food on your plate touching each other." Who likes that?!
when you've already had 3 plates of thanksgiving dinner & you go back to the food for a 4th like:

surprise, .

i bet you tught you'd seen the last of me.
when you've already had 3 plates of thanksgiving dinner & you go back to the food for a 4th like:

surprise, .

i bet you tught you'd seen the last of me.


Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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Oh, and thanks for 

Sparing us from Hillary Clinton.
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Sparing us from Hillary Clinton.


Memes,  Anti Hillary Meme,  
    
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happy thanksgiving es!!!
happy thanksgiving es!!!

Memes,  Turkey Thanksgiving Jokes,  
    
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i am grateful that we call it thanksgiving instead of national native american genocide day. that sounds so dreary.
i am grateful that we call it thanksgiving instead of national native american genocide day. that sounds so dreary.

Native Jokes One Liners,  Incredibly Offensive Jokes,  
    
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happy thanksgiving i'm thankful i'm not like these   out here
happy thanksgiving i'm thankful i'm not like these out here

Funny Jokes,  Funny Tweets,  Funny Thanksgiving Jokes,  
    
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sut out to all the ing monsters still putting raisins in stuffing.
sut out to all the ing monsters still putting raisins in stuffing.

Funny Jokes,  Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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thanksgiving is next week

no need to post plates... we all eating the same
thanksgiving is next week

no need to post plates... we all eating the same


Memes,  Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners,  Kevin Hart Memes,  
    
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Thanksgiving With Black Families,  Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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today i am thankful for "adult beverages".
today i am thankful for "adult beverages".

Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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What are you thankful for, Isabella?
What are you thankful for, Isabella?

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one week left... i pe you  have tught up good reasons why she can't come to thanksgiving dinner..
one week left... i pe you have tught up good reasons why she can't come to thanksgiving dinner..

Funny Quotes,  
    
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The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for plumbers
The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for plumbers

Memes,  Plumber Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'm thankful for wine.
I'm thankful for wine.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Thanksgiving Ecards,  
    
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I made my Thanksgiving grocery list today

And only had to call my mom 7 times...
I made my Thanksgiving grocery list today

And only had to call my mom 7 times...


Memes,  Kids Thanksgiving Jokes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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