Funny Thanksgiving quotes can cause an uproar at your holiday table, either with laughter or hostility, some of these funny quotes get very political. One of them mocks the true origins of how America was taken from the Native Americans, "I celebrated Thanksgiving in the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to the house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." Ouch.
On a lighter note, some funny Thanksgiving quotes will make everyone chuckle. One is, "Thanksgiving is all about getting your entire dysfunctional family under one roof and hoping the police don't get called." We can all relate to that. Another one is, "this year I hope you avoid the travesty of your food on your plate touching each other." Who likes that?!