Funny Spiritual Quotes

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People post some really inspirational and spiritual quotes like Lord bless me with the power to knock a b***h out for being all my business. Females are posting how they pray God blesses them with a BAE who is spiritual. But they find out too late that dude meant demons are spirits as well, so she needs to be more specific.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny spiritual jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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Gave up Facebook for Lent

I'm like super spiritual!
Gave up Facebook for Lent

I'm like super spiritual!


Lent Memes,  Annoying Facebook Girl Meme,  Lent Jokes,  
    
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Dear God , I'm a huge fan of your work. Thank you.
Dear God , I'm a huge fan of your work. Thank you.

Funny Jokes,  God Humor,  Great Christian Jokes,  
    
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Keep calm and ommm

...Nomnom
Keep calm and ommm

...Nomnom


Memes,  Keep Calm Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
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One does not simply go to heaven

Just because they go to church for an hour on Sunday...
One does not simply go to heaven

Just because they go to church for an hour on Sunday...


Memes,  Heaven Jokes,  Church Humor,  
    
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'you up?' is either the beginning of a deep spiritual bonding conversation about life or the beginning of some fire sexting
'you up?' is either the beginning of a deep spiritual bonding conversation about life or the beginning of some fire sexting

Funny Jokes,  Sexting Jokes,  
    
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I don't believe in magic, or luck

But I believe in the spirit of Christmas
I don't believe in magic, or luck

But I believe in the spirit of Christmas


Memes,  Magic Jokes,  
    
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Dudes be like "Im spiritual" 

I be like "demons are spirits too, be more specific"
Dudes be like "Im spiritual"

I be like "demons are spirits too, be more specific"


Meme,  Olivia Cosby Show,  
    
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Thinks Religion is nonsense

But crystals bring us healing energy
Thinks Religion is nonsense

But crystals bring us healing energy


Memes,  College Liberal Meme (theme),  Top Disses,  
    
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Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spirtual insights.
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spirtual insights.

Funny Ecards,  Religious Jokes One Liners,  Funny Ecard  
    
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drops lsd

thinks he's spiritual
drops lsd

thinks he's spiritual


Memes,  Lsd Jokes,  Hippie Jokes,  
    
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Ironically, that's what makes it so peaceful here..

Welcome to Heaven

Keep your religion to yourself
Ironically, that's what makes it so peaceful here..

Welcome to Heaven

Keep your religion to yourself


Heaven Jokes,  Angel Jokes,  
    
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God wants spiritual fruits

not religious nuts
God wants spiritual fruits

not religious nuts


Anti Religion Jokes,  Funny God Quotes  
    
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do not swallow anything satan is trying to ram down your throat. jesus comes first. -joel olsteen
do not swallow anything satan is trying to ram down your throat. jesus comes first. -joel olsteen

Joel Osteen Jokes,  
    
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In queso emergency I pray to cheesus
In queso emergency I pray to cheesus

Best Cheese Jokes,  Cheese Jokes For Kids,  Prayer Jokes,  
    
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