Funny Sleepy Quotes

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"Sleep is the cousin of death " "I'll sleep when I'm dead " :While y'all sleeping I'm grinding "

Me:
"Sleep is the cousin of death " "I'll sleep when I'm dead " :While y'all sleeping I'm grinding "

Me:


Memes,  Witty Pictures,  
    
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If I had a time machine I'd probably just keep going back to bed.
If I had a time machine I'd probably just keep going back to bed.

Memes,  Back To The Future Memes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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"Wanna hang out this summer??"

"I can;t wait to see you!"

"When are you free?"

Me:

I have to rest for twenty hours a day
"Wanna hang out this summer??"

"I can;t wait to see you!"

"When are you free?"

Me:

I have to rest for twenty hours a day


Memes,  Funny Summer Quotes,  
    
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Thowback to my last decent night of sleep
Thowback to my last decent night of sleep

Memes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  Funny Captioned Pictures,  
    
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Every night I'm like "I have exactly 5 hours, 32 minuted and 53 seconds of sleep.. if I fall asleep in 2 minutes"
Every night I'm like "I have exactly 5 hours, 32 minuted and 53 seconds of sleep.. if I fall asleep in 2 minutes"

Memes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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Let's fall asleep on the ph-
Let's fall asleep on the ph-

Call Ended Meme (theme),  Couples Be Like,  
    
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Me right now

I never want to leave this bed.
Me right now

I never want to leave this bed.


Memes,  Homer Simpson Jokes,  Tired Meme,  
    
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That feeling you get

When  you cuddle before you go to sleep
That feeling you get

When you cuddle before you go to sleep


Ufc Meme,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  Cuddle Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm going to be early tonight

*4:15am*

Me:
Me: I'm going to be early tonight

*4:15am*

Me:


Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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Me every night: "I can have exactly 6 hours, 21 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now..."
Me every night: "I can have exactly 6 hours, 21 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now..."

Funny Quotes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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Me: "Yeah sorry can't make it, I have plans already"
Me: "Yeah sorry can't make it, I have plans already"

Memes,  Funny Sleep Pictures,  
    
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I feel sleepy after eating all that food

But I'm too full to sleep
I feel sleepy after eating all that food

But I'm too full to sleep


First World Problems Meme (theme),  1st World Problems,  After Dinner Jokes,  
    
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w the 

am i supposed to find your kid when i'm fast asleep in my bed?
w the

am i supposed to find your kid when i'm fast asleep in my bed?


Amber Alert Meme,  Annoyed Picard Meme,  Funny Sayings About Kids,  
    
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Am I the only one who goes to bed early

Just to be like this for the next 2 hours
Am I the only one who goes to bed early

Just to be like this for the next 2 hours


Memes,  Bed Time Jokes,  
    
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asleep?

or just asian?
asleep?

or just asian?


Rude Asian Jokes,  Asian Joke Pictures,  
    
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