Funny Quotes For Women

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w needs a boyfriend friend when your bank account goes down on you every day
w needs a boyfriend friend when your bank account goes down on you every day

Memes,  Funny Single Quotes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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I want a sugar daddy but I'm not prepared to give him any sugar
I want a sugar daddy but I'm not prepared to give him any sugar

Memes,  Sugar Daddy Jokes,  Gold Digger Meme,  
    
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my wedding vows.

you ain't married to no average , boy.
my wedding vows.

you ain't married to no average , boy.


Memes,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  Lemonade Meme,  
    
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"what's your sexual fantasy?"

me: he dies during sex and leaves me 150 million dollars
"what's your sexual fantasy?"

me: he dies during sex and leaves me 150 million dollars


Memes,  
    
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My life isn't perfect but my tan is
My life isn't perfect but my tan is

Funny Tanning Slogans,  Funny One Liners On Life,  Clean One Liners,  
    
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sometimes i look at my boyfriend and think,

", he's one lucky man!"
sometimes i look at my boyfriend and think,

", he's one lucky man!"


Cute Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend,  Funny Relationship Ecards,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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Hello celibacy my old friend
Hello celibacy my old friend

Celibacy Jokes,  
    
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Never get mad when pregnant. Your baby will come out looking like the person you are mad at.
Never get mad when pregnant. Your baby will come out looking like the person you are mad at.

Pregnancy Humor,  Funny Baby Advice,  
    
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my milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, narcissistic alcolics to the yard
my milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, narcissistic alcolics to the yard

Funny Jokes,  Song Jokes,  Funny Women Quotes,  
    
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"i can see your bra"

good it was expensive
"i can see your bra"

good it was expensive


Funny Jokes,  Bra Jokes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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Life is short. Heels shouldn't be.
Life is short. Heels shouldn't be.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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I don't need to flirt I will seduce you with my awkwardness
I don't need to flirt I will seduce you with my awkwardness

Funny Jokes,  Flirt Jokes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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Maturity level:

Don't ever put me on speaker phone.
Maturity level:

Don't ever put me on speaker phone.


Phone Call Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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sutout to that one bra that really just knows w to work the tatas
sutout to that one bra that really just knows w to work the tatas

Funny Jokes,  Bra Jokes,  
    
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Maybe she's born with it?

Maybe it's caffeine?!
Maybe she's born with it?

Maybe it's caffeine?!


Funny Coffee Sayings,  Morning Humor,  
    
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