Funny Quote Of The Day

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Here you will find a funny quote of the day that you will find hilarious. Funny saying about anything such as dating, bacon and relationships. Amusing quotes like, 'don't be racist hate everyone equally, irony the opposite of wrinkly and different quotes that end with the response 'barely'. In this section, you will find sayings and quotes that will give you your absolute hardest laugh of the day.

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i really hate it when people use zodiac signs to justify certain actions like i don't care if you're a pisces daniel ur being a
i really hate it when people use zodiac signs to justify certain actions like i don't care if you're a pisces daniel ur being a

Funny Quotes,  Zodiac Jokes,  Pisces,  
    
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i feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me like  right they do, i'm a delight
i feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me like right they do, i'm a delight

Parents Jokes,  Funny Humor Jokes,  
    
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I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread

Funny Jokes,  Short Funny One Liners,  
    
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i put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that  will stay until she apologizes.
i put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that will stay until she apologizes.

Funny Jokes,  Weight Jokes,  Weight Humor,  
    
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if i just saw you, leave me the  alone for at least a week.
if i just saw you, leave me the alone for at least a week.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Mean Sayings,  
    
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remember to call your girlfriend daddy to mix it up a little bit
remember to call your girlfriend daddy to mix it up a little bit

Funny Jokes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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I think my spirit animal is the dead squirrel I saw on the side of the road today
I think my spirit animal is the dead squirrel I saw on the side of the road today

Funny Jokes,  Animal Jokes,  Squirrel Jokes,  
    
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my life be ed up and lit at the same time.
my life be ed up and lit at the same time.

Funny Jokes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  Silly Quotes About Life,  
    
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A good woman with trust issues is just a Queen who once invested her loyalty into a peasant
A good woman with trust issues is just a Queen who once invested her loyalty into a peasant

Funny Jokes,  Best Woman Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Women,  
    
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Someone somewhere has your selfie saved & uoeno
Someone somewhere has your selfie saved & uoeno

Funny Quotes,  Selfie Jokes,  Quote Joke,  
    
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I hate deleting apps. It's like they're all shaking in fear as I kill one of their friends.
I hate deleting apps. It's like they're all shaking in fear as I kill one of their friends.

Memes,  Iphone Humor,  Funny Quote Jokes,  
    
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when i get off work i'm going to binge drink & pretend like today never happened.
when i get off work i'm going to binge drink & pretend like today never happened.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Life Humor,  
    
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The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalists
The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalists

Funny Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  Funny Sports Quotes,  
    
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You know it's hot outside when you walk outside and it's hot.
You know it's hot outside when you walk outside and it's hot.

Funny Jokes,  Heat Jokes,  Hot Jokes,  
    
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I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for approximately 34 minutes
I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for approximately 34 minutes

Funny Jokes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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