Funny New Years Quotes

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New years always holds the promise of a huge life changing event for a lot of people only that in reality it’s just another day. The best quotes always seem to come from the people believe their life will be forever changed and those of us that wants to mock them.

Here we have the most popular and most viral funny new years quotes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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The ppl who say "happy new years" are the same ppl that pronounce the L in salmon and say "sorry for your lost".
The ppl who say "happy new years" are the same ppl that pronounce the L in salmon and say "sorry for your lost".

Memes,  Jokes About New Years,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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i'm not making resolutions this year

no one likes a skinny sober  anyway
i'm not making resolutions this year

no one likes a skinny sober anyway


Skinny Girl Jokes,  Mean Skinny Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Fat People,  
    
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I already broke 6 out of my 5 New Year's resolutions
I already broke 6 out of my 5 New Year's resolutions

Memes,  New Year Resolutions Jokes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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i think my new years resolution this year will be to tell people to  off more.
i think my new years resolution this year will be to tell people to off more.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Mean Sayings,  Funny New Year Sayings,  
    
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"so w you going to kiss for new years?"

alcol.
"so w you going to kiss for new years?"

alcol.


Memes,  New Years Jokes One Liners,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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2016 better be the year i turn t and rich
2016 better be the year i turn t and rich

Funny Quotes,  2016 Jokes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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no "new year / new me" here

i'll be the same nest le at 12:01 that i was at 11:59
no "new year / new me" here

i'll be the same nest le at 12:01 that i was at 11:59


Memes,  2015 New Years Jokes,  Great Gatsby Meme,  
    
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If you celebrated Chinese New Year in America

Do you celebrated American Years in China?
If you celebrated Chinese New Year in America

Do you celebrated American Years in China?


Memes,  Chinese New Year Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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May your New Year's end with counting numbers backwards rather than reciting the alphabet backwards.
May your New Year's end with counting numbers backwards rather than reciting the alphabet backwards.

Funny Ecards,  New Years Jokes 2015,  Funny New Year Wishes,  
    
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So it's New Years Eve and you're either sitting there masturbating or can't tell the difference between fireworks and gunshots 

Please do keep informing us on Reddit
So it's New Years Eve and you're either sitting there masturbating or can't tell the difference between fireworks and gunshots

Please do keep informing us on Reddit


Memes,  Reddit Jokes,  Best New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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new years eve

!!!
new years eve

!!!


Memes,  Funny New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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Stay home for New Year's Eve?

Impossibru!
Stay home for New Year's Eve?

Impossibru!


Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  Funny New Years Sayings,  
    
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Aaaaaand

I wasted another year
Aaaaaand

I wasted another year


Memes,  Funny New Years Sayings,  And Its Gone Meme,  
    
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Hey honey

What are you doing for New Year's Eve?
Hey honey

What are you doing for New Year's Eve?


Memes,  Best New Years Eve Jokes,  Funny Flirty Quotes,  
    
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here's to the end of another ty year we'll one day be strangely nostalgic for.
here's to the end of another ty year we'll one day be strangely nostalgic for.

Funny Ecards,  New Years One Liners,  New Year Jokes,  
    
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