Funny Medical Quotes

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all the best to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop witut a smartpne... 

happy 40th birthday! enjoy your first colonoscopy!
all the best to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop witut a smartpne...

happy 40th birthday! enjoy your first colonoscopy!


Aging Jokes,  Old Age Jokes One Liners,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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I can't

Keep calm

The

C-II inventory count

Is off
I can't

Keep calm

The

C-II inventory count

Is off


Keep Calm Meme,  Drug Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Its the little things in life that count. Like pills.
Its the little things in life that count. Like pills.

Funny Life Quotes,  Ecards Funny,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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antibiotics?

you mean icillin?
antibiotics?

you mean icillin?


Bacteria Jokes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  
    
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Damn doctor

Back at it again with the white Xans
Damn doctor

Back at it again with the white Xans


Memes,  Damn Daniel Meme,  Jokes On Doctor,  
    
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''I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.''
''I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.''

X Ray Jokes,  Password Jokes,  Computer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!''
''Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!''

X Ray Jokes,  Medical Jokes,  
    
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''I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.''
''I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.''

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Albert Einstein Jokes,  
    
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"Is this 'No medical student left behind' diploma the same as a regular diploma?"
"Is this 'No medical student left behind' diploma the same as a regular diploma?"

Diploma Jokes,  Best Medical Jokes,  Funny Medical Comics,  
    
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"Hey, this isn't a medical school diploma. It says you have six books overdue at the library!"
"Hey, this isn't a medical school diploma. It says you have six books overdue at the library!"

Funny Medical Images,  Medical Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Wow, you've got a lot of ear wax

But don't go sticking cotton swabs in your ears, that's dangerous
Wow, you've got a lot of ear wax

But don't go sticking cotton swabs in your ears, that's dangerous


Best Medical Jokes,  Medical Humor,  
    
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"Your cholesterol is high. I'm putting you on a 'no fat' diet - super models only."
"Your cholesterol is high. I'm putting you on a 'no fat' diet - super models only."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Model Jokes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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''Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?''
''Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?''

Cholesterol Jokes,  Medical Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"Oh, I get it - it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine."
"Oh, I get it - it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Medical Jokes,  
    
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'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'
'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'

Cholesterol Jokes,  Sea Jokes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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