Funny Insulting Quotes

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mom: we need to know if he has a peanut allergy 

doc: hmm he doesn't look like a  but let's check
mom: we need to know if he has a peanut allergy

doc: hmm he doesn't look like a but let's check


Memes,  Allergy Meme,  
    
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my mie: "bro the worst thing she can say is no."

her actual response: "boy get yo goofy ugly  out my face"
my mie: "bro the worst thing she can say is no."

her actual response: "boy get yo goofy ugly out my face"


Memes,  Arthur Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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husband: would u like me to cut the pizza

wife: w about u cut the  & start eating my  like a real 

ouch-

haha -

got em-
husband: would u like me to cut the pizza

wife: w about u cut the & start eating my like a real

ouch-

haha -

got em-


Memes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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your indian name is

chief kiss
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your indian name is

chief kiss


Native American Racist Jokes,  Funny Racist Indian Jokes,  
    
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"You'll never amount to anything and no one likes you."
"You'll never amount to anything and no one likes you."

Pea Jokes,  Joke Of The Day,  Life Humor,  
    
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dad: why are your eyes so red?

son: i smoked 

dad: tell the truth. crying again from being a ginger ?
dad: why are your eyes so red?

son: i smoked

dad: tell the truth. crying again from being a ginger ?


Memes,  Funny Ginger Insults,  Ginger Disses,  
    
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i was taught to think before i act

so when i slap the  outta you just know i tught about it first
i was taught to think before i act

so when i slap the outta you just know i tught about it first


Memes,  Joker Memes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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all es do is lie, make "work, work, work, work, work" snaps & get mad when they bestie go out with her other me girl
all es do is lie, make "work, work, work, work, work" snaps & get mad when they bestie go out with her other me girl

Funny Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Girls,  
    
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these e

broke & reed
these e

broke & reed


Funny Jokes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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From the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
From the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Harsh Disses,  Short Disses,  Funny Diss Jokes,  
    
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jordan retired and is still known as the best basketball player ever. so even if your not a e anymore you'll still be remembered as one
jordan retired and is still known as the best basketball player ever. so even if your not a e anymore you'll still be remembered as one

Funny Jokes,  Michael Jordan Jokes,  
    
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you smell

like poo-poo.
you smell

like poo-poo.


You Smell Like Jokes,  Funny Poop Sayings,  
    
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just because leggings stretch...doesn't mean your 350lb  suld be in them
just because leggings stretch...doesn't mean your 350lb suld be in them

Funny Jokes,  Leggings Fail,  Big Girl Jokes,  
    
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i love you buddy,

but yer kind of a dip...
i love you buddy,

but yer kind of a dip...


Funny I Love You Jokes,  Jesus Meme,  Jesus Funny,  
    
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My boyfriend is not allowed to watch Animal Planet, he might see his EX there...
My boyfriend is not allowed to watch Animal Planet, he might see his EX there...

Funny Boyfriend Quotes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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