Funny Halloween Sayings

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lady: what are you supposed to be?

kid: you dead asking too man questions, just p over the bandy
lady: what are you supposed to be?

kid: you dead asking too man questions, just p over the bandy


Memes,  New York Jokes,  
    
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Mood for the rest of October

-Nothin'.
-Just chillin', killin'.
Mood for the rest of October

-Nothin'.
-Just chillin', killin'.


Memes,  Jokes About Scary Movies,  Mood Memes,  
    
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PALE

The scariest thing you could be this Halloween
PALE

The scariest thing you could be this Halloween


Funny Tanning Slogans,  Best One Liner Jokes Ever,  
    
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So you tellin me that Jews celebrate Halloween too?

But they call it Purim
So you tellin me that Jews celebrate Halloween too?

But they call it Purim


Purim Jokes,  Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  
    
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I think for Halloween next year I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
I think for Halloween next year I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Halloween Jokes,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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happy halloween my !

no get off my lawn!
happy halloween my !

no get off my lawn!


Memes,  Clint Eastwood Jokes,  Happy Halloween Memes,  
    
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my mom bought a lot of halloween candy this year, and since only a few people came, i have a  ton of candy. if anyone wants some, feel free to message me so i can tell you to  off because its mine.
my mom bought a lot of halloween candy this year, and since only a few people came, i have a ton of candy. if anyone wants some, feel free to message me so i can tell you to off because its mine.

Funny Jokes,  Latest Funny Status,  
    
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most of you girls suld be usewives for halloween

you've been  all year
most of you girls suld be usewives for halloween

you've been all year


Memes,  First World Problems Memes (theme),  
    
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wanna decorate the outside of my use for halloween ....any of yall ugly  es feel like hanging from my windows n
wanna decorate the outside of my use for halloween ....any of yall ugly es feel like hanging from my windows n

Memes,  Great Halloween Jokes,  
    
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This Halloween

Imma be my followers
This Halloween

Imma be my followers


Memes,  Funny Instagram Pictures,  
    
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fist against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.


Hardest Tongue Twisters,  Halloween Tongue Twisters,  
    
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Yo Mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Funny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Ugly,  
    
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Ya Mama is so ugly there thinking of moving Halloween to her birthday
Ya Mama is so ugly there thinking of moving Halloween to her birthday

Funny Jokes,  Good Yo Momma Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Funny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Ugly,  
    
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