Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids

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Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood


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Don't scare me,

I poop easily.
Don't scare me,

I poop easily.


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How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!".

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Q: How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
A: Wear a snorkel !


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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat.


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Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A: A ghoul Yule!


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Q: What did the really ugly man do for a living?
A: He posed for Halloween masks.


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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"


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He's behind me, Isn't he?
He's behind me, Isn't he?

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Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

Because he's always a goblin.


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Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed


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What do skeleton pitchers throw?

Knuckleballs


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I ate all your halloween candy

"She ate it.  What the heck?!""
I ate all your halloween candy

"She ate it. What the heck?!""


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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.


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