Funny English Sayings

 – 42 total
If you want me to listen to you...

Talk about Biathlon
If you want me to listen to you...

Talk about Biathlon


Biathlon Jokes,  Funny English Quotes,  
    
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When people are impressed with your vocabulary but you're really just quoting
When people are impressed with your vocabulary but you're really just quoting

Odyssey Jokes,  Vocabulary Jokes,  
    
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You know you're an accountant when your dreams are about Excel #busyseason #accountingprobs
You know you're an accountant when your dreams are about Excel #busyseason #accountingprobs

Funny Accounting Sayings,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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"so i can't make sexist jokes because someone might get offended! its called freedom of speech!" 

you can, but you suldn't, its called basic human decency.
"so i can't make sexist jokes because someone might get offended! its called freedom of speech!"

you can, but you suldn't, its called basic human decency.


Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Dog Funny,  
    
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60 & somehow still alive!
KAPPITS (1)
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60 & somehow still alive!

60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny Sayings For 60th Birthday,  
    
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I still got it at 60...

I just can't seem to remember what "it" is!
I still got it at 60...

I just can't seem to remember what "it" is!


60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Joke Quote,  Funny Quotes For 2015,  
    
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I'm about as trustworthy

As a bottomless pit
I'm about as trustworthy

As a bottomless pit


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  Jokes About Trust,  
    
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i did not have sexual relations

with tse emails
i did not have sexual relations

with tse emails


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  
    
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If you can remain calm while all around you is chaos...

Then you must be a bus driver!
If you can remain calm while all around you is chaos...

Then you must be a bus driver!


Funny Quotes,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  Funny Motivational Thoughts,  
    
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Wash your hands!

Don't make Steve Harvey come to yo door!
Wash your hands!

Don't make Steve Harvey come to yo door!


Demotivational Posters,  Steve Harvey Meme,  Latest Funny Jokes 2015,  
    
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i speak four languages

english, profanity, sarcasm and real
i speak four languages

english, profanity, sarcasm and real


Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Pictures,  
    
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am i the only one around here

w nestly doesn't like cats?
am i the only one around here

w nestly doesn't like cats?


Memes,  Funny Jokes Of Cats,  
    
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am i the only one around here

w listens to more than one genre of music?
am i the only one around here

w listens to more than one genre of music?


Memes,  Funny Music Sayings,  
    
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It's better the be luck-y than good
It's better the be luck-y than good

Memes,  Andrew Luck Meme,  Good Luck Jokes,  
    
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Inherits $4,000,000

Hires Gilbert Gottfried to follow you around and narrate your life
Inherits $4,000,000

Hires Gilbert Gottfried to follow you around and narrate your life


Memes,  Gilbert Godfrey Jokes,  
    
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