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The first person to “slap” you, the person that makes you cough as they cup you, the person that usually only speaks to you when you're naked wearing a paper robe is probably your doctor. With scenarios like this in mind, it’s easy to come up with jokes about what a doctor would say to you in each situation.
Here we have the best collection funny doctor quotes from all over the Internet. We have searched and found any and everything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!