Funny Death Quotes

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"Oh, hey '80s kids. That's a really nice childhood you've got there. It'd be a shame if something...

...Happened to it!" -2016
"Oh, hey '80s kids. That's a really nice childhood you've got there. It'd be a shame if something...

...Happened to it!" -2016


Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  
    
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"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"
"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"

Memes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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I wish someone would look at me the way Cersei looks at the fiery deaths of all her enemies
I wish someone would look at me the way Cersei looks at the fiery deaths of all her enemies

Memes,  Jokes For Love,  Game Of Thrones Jokes,  
    
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Kid: Will you visit me when I get out? 

Nurse: Lol nah, I hate gravyards
Kid: Will you visit me when I get out?

Nurse: Lol nah, I hate gravyards


Memes,  Funny Nurse Sayings,  
    
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Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9
Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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im coming harambe
im coming harambe

Memes,  Harambe Meme,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  
    
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man: i pe i go as peacefully as grandpa. 

woman: peacefully? he killed 4 people in a car crash!

man: ya, but at least he was asleep when he did it.
man: i pe i go as peacefully as grandpa.

woman: peacefully? he killed 4 people in a car crash!

man: ya, but at least he was asleep when he did it.


Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  Funeral Meme,  
    
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Doc: I have some good news

Guy: What is it?

Doc: You're dying

Guy: What? I won't wanna die?

Doc: Really" People in memes usually do
Doc: I have some good news

Guy: What is it?

Doc: You're dying

Guy: What? I won't wanna die?

Doc: Really" People in memes usually do


Memes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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grandma: aww it's so nice of you kids to finally come visit me.

kid: yea there's a ton of pokemon here so we wanna get a pic of a diglett on a dead body that'd be siiick lol
grandma: aww it's so nice of you kids to finally come visit me.

kid: yea there's a ton of pokemon here so we wanna get a pic of a diglett on a dead body that'd be siiick lol


Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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Lady: My grandson's school play is in four weeks, and I was wonderi-

Doc: Don't worry you'll be dead in two

Lady: Sweet thanks
Lady: My grandson's school play is in four weeks, and I was wonderi-

Doc: Don't worry you'll be dead in two

Lady: Sweet thanks


Memes,  Grandparents Jokes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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I'd rather face death 1000 times

Than stand in the kitchen & do dishes
I'd rather face death 1000 times

Than stand in the kitchen & do dishes


Houdini Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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Your face

When Prince steals your death thunder
Your face

When Prince steals your death thunder


Memes,  Your Face When Jokes,  
    
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i will admit that i have a death wish. i do!

but not for me!!
i will admit that i have a death wish. i do!

but not for me!!


Funny Ecards,  Mean Humor,  
    
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you had your wisdom teeth removed?

good. i pe you slowly bleed to death.
you had your wisdom teeth removed?

good. i pe you slowly bleed to death.


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Grumpy Cat Meme (theme),  Teeth Insults,  
    
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i want to be buried in the middle of nowhere in a spring loaded casket filled with some confetti, so some future archeologist has one  of a day at work
i want to be buried in the middle of nowhere in a spring loaded casket filled with some confetti, so some future archeologist has one of a day at work

Archaeologist Jokes,  Future Jokes,  Funny Wishes,  
    
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