Funny Corny Jokes

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What do you call a sheep that does karate

A lambchop
What do you call a sheep that does karate

A lambchop


Lamb Jokes,  Sheep Jokes,  Karate Jokes,  
    
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What spy plays the most Monopoly?

Games Bond
What spy plays the most Monopoly?

Games Bond


Monopoly Jokes,  James Bond Puns,  
    
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Does this guy work with computers? He looks like a hacker.
Does this guy work with computers? He looks like a hacker.

Hacker Jokes,  Tennis Puns,  
    
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Q:

What kind of music do planets sing?

A:

Neptunes!
Q:

What kind of music do planets sing?

A:

Neptunes!


Neptune Jokes,  Planet Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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hey baby, you must be a light switch

coz every time i see you, you turn me on!
hey baby, you must be a light switch

coz every time i see you, you turn me on!


Light Switch Jokes,  
    
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Why does every joke I've seen about colbait, radon and yttrium

Always turn out CoRnY
Why does every joke I've seen about colbait, radon and yttrium

Always turn out CoRnY


Radon Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Has a PHD

In righteousness
Has a PHD

In righteousness


Professor Meme,  Professor Jokes,  Corny Jokes,  
    
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Do you think fanny packs are lame Brittany?

It doesnt matter what you think!
Do you think fanny packs are lame Brittany?

It doesnt matter what you think!


The Rock Memes,  Brittany Jokes,  Lame Joke,  
    
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If Satan ever stars losing his hair

There will be hell toupee
If Satan ever stars losing his hair

There will be hell toupee


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Hair Loss Jokes,  Best Bald Jokes,  
    
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Canadian

Fortune Cookie
Canadian

Fortune Cookie


Canadian Insults,  Funny Stuff To Say,  
    
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When you at home

But you still lit
When you at home

But you still lit


Memes,  Home Jokes,  
    
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I used veranda as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
I used veranda as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.

Architecture Puns,  Funny Silly Quotes,  Silly Jokes,  
    
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Knock, knock.

Whos there?

King Tut.

King Tut who?

King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock.

Whos there?

King Tut.

King Tut who?

King Tut-key fried chicken!


Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  Kfc Jokes,  
    
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Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Two knee.

Two knee who?

Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Two knee.

Two knee who?

Two-knee fish!


Funny Jokes,  Tuna Fish Jokes,  Fish Pun,  
    
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Knock knock.

Whos there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

"Euripides jeans, you pay for them."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

"Euripides jeans, you pay for them."


Funny Jokes,  Jeans Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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