Funny Christmas Sayings

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There's a saying for almost everything especially holidays like Christmas so we have gathered the most hilarious funny christmas sayings that we could find and we have added them here to this section. You will find humorous sayings such as, "If you think it looks like a drunk person wrapped these gifts, it's because one did." , a meme of a girl that looks exactly like the grinch that stole christmas that says "my bae stole my heart" and a meme with Adolf Hitler that says, "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

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Is y'all merry... or is y'all jolly?
Is y'all merry... or is y'all jolly?

Memes,  Birdman Memes,  
    
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Merry Christmas

To the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
Merry Christmas

To the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse


Memes,  Merry Christmas Meme,  
    
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When your boss asks "so you're just going to sit around and do nothing this week because it's Christmas?"

You're God damn right
When your boss asks "so you're just going to sit around and do nothing this week because it's Christmas?"

You're God damn right


Memes,  Joke On Boss,  
    
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Rob Kardashian: It'll be nice Christmas with the whole family together.

Blac Chyna:
Rob Kardashian: It'll be nice Christmas with the whole family together.

Blac Chyna:


Memes,  Rob Kardashian Meme,  Blac Chyna Meme,  
    
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christmas can suck this !!!
christmas can suck this !!!

Kenny Powers Meme,  
    
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All I want for Christmas is someone to pay off my student loan
All I want for Christmas is someone to pay off my student loan

Memes,  Student Loan Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

Merry Christmas?
What if I told you

Merry Christmas?


Merry Christmas Meme,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  
    
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Happy holidays?

Unimpressed. Merry Christmas.
Happy holidays?

Unimpressed. Merry Christmas.


Happy Holidays Meme,  Mckayla Not Impressed Meme,  
    
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Made it through the Christmas Eve service

Didn't burst into flames
Made it through the Christmas Eve service

Didn't burst into flames


Christmas Jokes For Church,  Success Kid (theme),  Funny Xmas Sayings,  
    
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There's no place like a mobile home for the holidays

Merry Christmas
There's no place like a mobile home for the holidays

Merry Christmas


Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Jokes,  
    
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It's November 1st... 

We're officially allowed to talk about Christmas
It's November 1st...

We're officially allowed to talk about Christmas


Memes,  November Meme,  
    
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Let's light up this joint

With some Christmas decor, and Santa Claus is sure to visit
Let's light up this joint

With some Christmas decor, and Santa Claus is sure to visit


Memes,  Santa Claus Meme,  
    
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Not sure if I should start an argument

Or just not buy her a Christmas gift
Not sure if I should start an argument

Or just not buy her a Christmas gift


Memes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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 this 

you're all getting giftcards
this

you're all getting giftcards


Memes,  Funny Christmas One Liners,  
    
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