Funny Boob Quotes

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boobs are to men what lazer pointers are to cats
boobs are to men what lazer pointers are to cats

Memes,  Women Jokes For Men,  
    
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happy 40th birthday! may your man-boobs not look a day over 34.
happy 40th birthday! may your man-boobs not look a day over 34.

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Funniest Birthday Wishes For Friends,  Old Age Birthday Jokes,  
    
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happy 40th! i was going to diss your graying pubes and sagging boobs, but then i realized you haven't had pubes in years and your fake boobs will never sag.
happy 40th! i was going to diss your graying pubes and sagging boobs, but then i realized you haven't had pubes in years and your fake boobs will never sag.

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Ecards,  Birthday Roast Jokes,  
    
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the tinman wanted a heart, the scarecrow wanted a brain and the lion wanted courage... i'd ask the wizard of oz for big boobs!
the tinman wanted a heart, the scarecrow wanted a brain and the lion wanted courage... i'd ask the wizard of oz for big boobs!

Wizard Of Oz Jokes,  Scarecrow Jokes,  
    
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best commute to work 

ever!
best commute to work

ever!


Highway Jokes,  
    
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strategy

she's got it.
strategy

she's got it.


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Breast Jokes  
    
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y u no use your boobs 

to get out of speeding ticket?
y u no use your boobs

to get out of speeding ticket?


Speeding Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Y U No Meme (theme),  
    
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neverrrrrr trust a  that suck ya ties and don't tuck them back in ya bra. this  gonna always leave you hanging
neverrrrrr trust a that suck ya ties and don't tuck them back in ya bra. this gonna always leave you hanging

Funny Quotes,  
    
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the batman logo. cannot unsee.

boobs

mittens reaching out for boobs
the batman logo. cannot unsee.

boobs

mittens reaching out for boobs


Memes,  
    
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i'm a simple man

i see boobs, i press like
i'm a simple man

i see boobs, i press like


Memes,  
    
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females w are flat chested always be hating on females w actually have boobs like "she has no " okay no need to be jealous young man
females w are flat chested always be hating on females w actually have boobs like "she has no " okay no need to be jealous young man

Funny Jokes,  Woman Bashing Jokes,  
    
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when she won't even let you nibble on the ties
when she won't even let you nibble on the ties

Memes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  Mad Jokes,  
    
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boob-to-face hugs.
boob-to-face hugs.

Hug Jokes,  Funny Breast Jokes,  
    
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when you take off her push up bra

it's a boy!
when you take off her push up bra

it's a boy!


Memes,  
    
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sweet baby jesus, mary and joseph
sweet baby jesus, mary and joseph

Memes,  Pope Jokes Dirty,  Pope Jokes One Liners,  
    
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