Funny Alcohol Ecards

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i wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned gl of wine after a long week then i realized it was tuesday... morning.
i wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned gl of wine after a long week then i realized it was tuesday... morning.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  Funny Wine Quotes,  
    
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i wouldn't have to drink this much if i didn't just spend my wle purim day giving out 150 ballerina-themed shalach manos.
i wouldn't have to drink this much if i didn't just spend my wle purim day giving out 150 ballerina-themed shalach manos.

Ecards,  Drinking Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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Apparently

I drank way to many things that "put hair on your chest".
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I drank way to many things that "put hair on your chest".


Chest Hair Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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let's talk about guns over a cosmopolitan
let's talk about guns over a cosmopolitan

Cosmopolitan Jokes,  Gun Jokes,  
    
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if you touch my cosmopolitan, i will kill you.
if you touch my cosmopolitan, i will kill you.

Cosmopolitan Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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being an alcolic prevents me from contemplating suicide over my current leadership at work
being an alcolic prevents me from contemplating suicide over my current leadership at work

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  
    
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is it a bad idea to get drunk and makeout with the old intern tomorrow? if anything i'll be at my most amazing self, all sorts of liquored up and such.
is it a bad idea to get drunk and makeout with the old intern tomorrow? if anything i'll be at my most amazing self, all sorts of liquored up and such.

Make Out Jokes,  Funny Drunk Ecards,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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Make Out Jokes,  Funny Drunk Ecards,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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I will quit drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.
I will quit drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.

Captain Morgan Meme,  Drinking Ecards,  Foot Jokes,  
    
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when you drink alcol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
when you drink alcol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

Funny Ecards,  Happiness Jokes,  
    
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let's do a liquid cleanse with alcol.
let's do a liquid cleanse with alcol.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Adult One Liners,  
    
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according to scientific chemistry, alcol is a solution.
according to scientific chemistry, alcol is a solution.

Funny Ecards,  Good Chemistry Jokes,  
    
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fireball whiskey did not whisper temptations in my ear. it suted, ", you gonna act a fool!"
fireball whiskey did not whisper temptations in my ear. it suted, ", you gonna act a fool!"

Funny Ecards,  Whiskey Jokes,  
    
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i need a vacation. and by "vacation" i mean i need to move away and find a new job. on a beach. with .
i need a vacation. and by "vacation" i mean i need to move away and find a new job. on a beach. with .

Funny Ecards,  Alcohol Puns,  
    
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i am not interested in drinking a brand of alcol called skinny girl. call me when they come out with "fat " brand tails.
i am not interested in drinking a brand of alcol called skinny girl. call me when they come out with "fat " brand tails.

Funny Ecards,  Skinny Joke,  
    
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