Last time I was down South, I was in a restaurant and ordered some chicken, and these three cousins, you know the ones I mean, Klu, Kluck and Klan, come up and say "Boy, were givin you fair warnin. Anything you do to that chicken, were gonna do to you." So I put down my knife and fork, and I picked up that chicken, and I kissed it. (Dick Gregory)
Two guys were walking down the street. One of them was notorious for being prejudice against Italians. Yet when he sees an Italian organ grinder with a monkey dancing, he throws $20 into the monkey's hat.
His friend, surprised, said, "But people have been telling me for years how much you hate Italians, and here you are giving money to one."
"Well," replied the guy, "They are so cute when they are little!"