Firemen Jokes

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Little brother's been in Alberta the last week fighting forest fires and this is the first news we get from him
Little brother's been in Alberta the last week fighting forest fires and this is the first news we get from him

Funny Pictures,  Fireman Jokes,  
    
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Pranks,  Fire Fighter Jokes,  Fireman Jokes,  
    
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A cop arrest this firefighter after an argument on where to park the firetruck
A cop arrest this firefighter after an argument on where to park the firetruck

Funny Police Posters,  Firefighter Jokes,  Fire Fighter Jokes,  
    
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What do firemen put in their soup?
Fire crackers!


Food Jokes For Kids,  Firework Jokes,  Jokes And Riddles Funny,  
    
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My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

1 Liner Jokes,  Fire Fighter Jokes,  
    
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I love being a fireman, Yesterday I used The Jaws of Life

I took them home to prise my wifes legs apart.


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Why do firemen bring a Dalmatian with them when they go to a fire?

To help them find the fire hydrant.


Fire Jokes,  Fireman Jokes,  Firefighter Jokes  
    
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Q: What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons?

A: Hose A and Hose B.


Black And Mexican Jokes,  Fireman Jokes,  Silly Mexican Jokes,  
    
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One day a fireman was outside his house when he noticed his neighbour's little boy playing in the garden. Wandering over he saw that the little boy was sitting in a little fire engine, wearing a yellow fireman's hat and his pet dog tied to the front of the fire engine."Hey kid," said the fireman, " What are you doing?"

"I'm pretending to be a fireman," replied the little boy, "and this is my fire engine!""That sure is a nice fire engine!" said the fireman looking the fire engine up and down."Thanks!" said the little boy.

Suddenly the fireman notices that the dog has been secured to the fire engine by it's testicles."There just one thing though." said the fireman, "If you tie the rope to the dog's neck your fire engine will go a lot quicker!""Yeah ," replied the little boy, "but then I wouldn't have a siren would I?"


Funny Dog Jokes,  Great Story Jokes,  
    
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Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

Fire Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  Funny Pictures  
    
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What were the 2 Mexican firefighting brother's names?

Hose A and Hose B
What were the 2 Mexican firefighting brother's names?

Hose A and Hose B


Best Mexican Joke,  Name Jokes,  Mexican Name Jokes  
    
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Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

A. Firecrackers!


Firefighter Jokes,  Soup Jokes,  Jokes For Children,  
    
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