Father In Law Jokes

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Walk around with one boob out at all times, even when your father-in-law is present.
Walk around with one boob out at all times, even when your father-in-law is present.

Funny Baby Advice,  
    
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"...and I would like to thank the in-laws for the dishwasher."
"...and I would like to thank the in-laws for the dishwasher."

Speech Jokes,  Best Wedding Speech Jokes,  Wedding Speech Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws?

Outlaws are wanted
What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws?

Outlaws are wanted


Memes,  Inlaws Joke,  Bad Pun Dog,  
    
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Father in law is losing his leg because of Diabetes

I'm more worried about him guilt tripping my wife into giving him our savings
Father in law is losing his leg because of Diabetes

I'm more worried about him guilt tripping my wife into giving him our savings


Memes,  Confession Bear (theme),  Confession Bear Meme,  
    
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my new in-laws couldn't make it out to the wedding, but they dropped off their wedding gift today...
my new in-laws couldn't make it out to the wedding, but they dropped off their wedding gift today...

Wedding Memes,  Joke Gifts,  
    
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My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary.

What model is the car? 

It's not a model; it's a horrible example!
My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary.

What model is the car?

It's not a model; it's a horrible example!


Funny Jokes,  Mother In Law Jokes,  
    
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[Response] Thanks so much for saying all those wonderful things. Could I have a copy of that for my in-laws?

Good Come Back Jokes,  Best Roast Jokes,  Mother In Law Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What is the main difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted

Mother In Law Jokes One Liners,  Mother In Law Jokes  
    
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A few weeks? after the death of my father-in-law, I found my seven-year-old son crying in bed. His grandmother had died the previous year, and he was taking it all very hard. "You know, Kyle," I said, "when we die, well get to see Grandma and Grandpa again in heaven."

With tears spilling down his face, Kyle cried, "Thats easy for you to say. You dont have that long!"


Death Puns,  Grandma Jokes  
    
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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!


Father Jokes,  Dad Jokes,  Bad Father Jokes,  
    
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The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.


Mother In Law Jokes,  Very Funny One Liners  
    
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What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are Wanted.

Marriage One Liners,  Mother In Law Jokes  
    
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