English Jokes For Kids

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How I feel when I write 'thus' on an essay
How I feel when I write 'thus' on an essay

Memes,  Funny Homework Jokes,  
    
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Where do coal diggers play softball?

In the miner (minor) leagues.
Where do coal diggers play softball?

In the miner (minor) leagues.


Softball Puns,  Super Corny Jokes,  Lame Jokes,  
    
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Why are softball games at night?... Because bats sleep during the day!
Why are softball games at night?... Because bats sleep during the day!

Best Corny Jokes,  Bat Puns,  Softball Puns,  
    
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Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts "THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN" and I cried
Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts "THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN" and I cried

Roman Jokes For Kids,  Story Jokes Clean,  
    
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Why did the right triangle go the the beach? 

Because it was 90 degrees!
Why did the right triangle go the the beach?

Because it was 90 degrees!


Triangle Jokes,  Kids Math Jokes,  
    
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The night before the first day of school:
The night before the first day of school:

Relatable Posts,  Back To School Jokes For Kids,  
    
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When grandma steps in

To protect you from mom
When grandma steps in

To protect you from mom


Meme,  Grandma Meme,  
    
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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a toilet.

Hmmmm

Well, the motorcycle you have to sit to run

And the toilet you have to run to sit!
What is the difference between a motorcycle and a toilet.

Hmmmm

Well, the motorcycle you have to sit to run

And the toilet you have to run to sit!


Funny Jokes,  Pepito Jokes,  Motorcycle Jokes,  
    
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This is an eggcellent idea. 

I bet no one else thought of such an eggstraordinary costume.

And that's no jyoke!

Oops...

My brain feels a little scrambled
This is an eggcellent idea.

I bet no one else thought of such an eggstraordinary costume.

And that's no jyoke!

Oops...

My brain feels a little scrambled


Funny Jokes,  Bad Puns,  Egg Puns,  
    
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Pleaph

Phend me
Pleaph

Phend me


Meme,  Phteven (theme),  
    
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No

Were not leaving till we ride the tire swing
No

Were not leaving till we ride the tire swing


Funny Jokes,  Funny Images Of Monkeys,  Playground Jokes,  
    
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Now you kno!

There is a reply to "Liar, liar, pants on fire." 

"I don't care, I don't care, I can buy another pair."
Now you kno!

There is a reply to "Liar, liar, pants on fire."

"I don't care, I don't care, I can buy another pair."


Funny Jokes,  Childrens Jokes,  Young Childrens Jokes  
    
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Welcome to the English Language

Where the rules don't matter and no one spells anything correctly anyway
Welcome to the English Language

Where the rules don't matter and no one spells anything correctly anyway


Jokes About Languages,  Drew Carey Meme (theme)  
    
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Why does Alice ask so many questions? 

Because she is in "Wonder" land!
Why does Alice ask so many questions?

Because she is in "Wonder" land!


Disney Jokes For Kids,  Clean Question And Answer Jokes  
    
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You thought this post would be funny?

I'm a frayed knot
You thought this post would be funny?

I'm a frayed knot


Short Funny Puns,  100 Jokes For Kids,  
    
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