Egg Jokes Puns

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I like crack

-ing eggs to make omelets for Sunday brunch
I like crack

-ing eggs to make omelets for Sunday brunch


Brunch Jokes,  Successful Black Man Memes,  Funny Cooking Quotes,  
    
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My friends are great!

They're all good eggs! 

I wish he'd stop calling us "friends!" 

Who is he?
My friends are great!

They're all good eggs!

I wish he'd stop calling us "friends!"

Who is he?


Funny Jokes,  Worst Jokes Ever,  
    
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To:

You're eggactly what I'm looking for

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You're eggactly what I'm looking for

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Funny Jokes,  Egg Puns,  
    
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I'm begging you

You leave me scrambled

From:
To:

I'm begging you

You leave me scrambled

From:


Funny Jokes,  Funny Valentines Wishes,  
    
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To:

You crack me up

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To:

You crack me up

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Funny Jokes,  Great Jokes Of All Time,  
    
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At a local breakfast place...

Sausage

Eggs
At a local breakfast place...

Sausage

Eggs


Funny Pictures,  Sausage Jokes,  Funny Bathroom Signs,  
    
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What do you call a Pope who resigns?

Ex-Benedict
What do you call a Pope who resigns?

Ex-Benedict


Pope Jokes One Liners,  Pope Jokes 2014,  Pope Meme,  
    
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i found the rabbit

you can go find the eggs
i found the rabbit

you can go find the eggs


Memes,  Bad Dog Jokes,  Funny Bunny Images  
    
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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Because if she dropped it, it would break.


Chicken Jokes For Kids,  Egg Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Angry at pigs who stole his eggs

Throws more eggs at them
Angry at pigs who stole his eggs

Throws more eggs at them


Angry Birds Memes (theme),  Ironic Humor  
    
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Its hard to beat a boiled egg in the morning.

Egg Puns,  Funny Morning Jokes  
    
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The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut.

Religion Jokes,  Egg Puns,  Religious Jokes  
    
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I was scrambling for another egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm a bit fried.

Funny Egg Jokes,  Egg Jokes  
    
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A slutty egg walks into a bar. Everyone starts laughing at her.

"I don't get it. What's so funny?" she demands.

The bartender says, "Well, the yoke's on you."


Funny Egg Jokes,  Bar Jokes,  Egg Puns,  
    
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