In case of Earthquake run for cover before Facebooking about it!
This Years Best Earthquake Jokes
In the past when an earthquake occurred people ran for cover hiding in a safe place protecting themselves. This day and age people immediately are taking to Twitter and Facebook to update their status before even getting protection! While yes it is indeed funny, who in their right mind is thinking about social media when a life threatening natural disaster is occurring. Our generation is screwed.
So with that being said, here's a list of funny earthquake jokes people have posted on social media gathered from our staff here at Kappit. Some are hilarious while others are dead wrong!
Q: What do cows produce during an earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the earthquake in Haiti?
A: It caused $100 million worth of improvements!
Yo Haiti, I'mma let you finish, but Chile had one of the biggest earthquakes of all time. Haiti Jokes, Chile Jokes,
Did You Know There are approximately 8,000 Earthquakes a year
The deadliest earthquake ever struck January 23, 1556 in Shansi, China. Some 830,000 are estimated to have died.
In the last 4,000 years Earthquakes have caused approximately 13 million deaths.
The average Earthquake only lasts approximately one minute.
Earthquakes can set off volcanoes, as was the case in the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption and the Mount Etna eruption in 2002.
It just occurred to me that Cracker Barrel is a death trap in the event of an earthquake... Memes, Restaurant Jokes,
Seattle, If you wake up tomorrow to what feels like an earthquake
Don't worry it's all the "Fans" jumping off the bandwagon Memes, Bandwagon Jokes,
May. 22, On May 22, 1960 a 9.5 Magnitude Earthquake struck chile. This is the largest Earthquake ever recorded.