A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash.
The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child.
The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark.
The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home.
The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read
A blonde was driving down a street under the scorching sun. She had an important meeting and when she reached the building where the meeting was going to be held, she discovered that there was no vacant space to park her car.
Desperate and confused, she looked up and said, God, take pity on me and find me a parking place. If you do so, I will visit the church daily, donate half of my this months salary and give up alcohol for the rest of my life.
Miraculously, an empty parking place appeared out of nowhere in front of the blonde. The blonde pleased by the discovery, looked up and said, Nevermind, I found one myself!