Dirty Pregnancy Jokes

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he has no job, still lives at me & the condom breaks
he has no job, still lives at me & the condom breaks

Memes,  Bleach Meme,  
    
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me: don't  inside her .. she has a boyfriend

also me: even better ...  she can say the baby his
me: don't inside her .. she has a boyfriend

also me: even better ... she can say the baby his


Memes,  Cumming Jokes,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  
    
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when you get a girl pregnant & you aint tryina be her baby daddy
when you get a girl pregnant & you aint tryina be her baby daddy

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when you told him you were on the pill but you meant xanax

got his !
when you told him you were on the pill but you meant xanax

got his !


Memes,  Birth Control Jokes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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guy: smoke up kate, we don;t want that baby in your belly to come out a ing nerd
guy: smoke up kate, we don;t want that baby in your belly to come out a ing nerd

Memes,  Smoking Jokes,  
    
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when a e let the wle od smash and she tweets "im pregnant"
when a e let the wle od smash and she tweets "im pregnant"

Memes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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after he nut you and you lied about being on bc so now you got him trapped forever
after he nut you and you lied about being on bc so now you got him trapped forever

Memes,  Birth Control Memes,  
    
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there's levels to this 

i'm here

actually i'm here. because i been in..
there's levels to this

i'm here

actually i'm here. because i been in..


Memes,  Cheesy Love Jokes,  Love Jokes Quotes,  
    
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When Netflix & chill turns into Netfelix Jose Chillington II
When Netflix & chill turns into Netfelix Jose Chillington II

Memes,  Netflix And Chill Meme,  Latest Funny Jokes 2015,  
    
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netflix and chill?

no thanks. i don't want to end up with any chill-dren.

amazon and anal? 0% ends in pregnancy.
netflix and chill?

no thanks. i don't want to end up with any chill-dren.

amazon and anal? 0% ends in pregnancy.


Funny Jokes,  Netflix And Chill,  
    
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 will ask "you gonna have my baby" during sex and get mad when you get pregnant
will ask "you gonna have my baby" during sex and get mad when you get pregnant

Funny Quotes,  
    
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when the  so good

she get you pregnant
when the so good

she get you pregnant


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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all these es that be claiming  end up pregnant why y'all sneak in'
all these es that be claiming end up pregnant why y'all sneak in'

Funny Jokes,  
    
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when you're in the womb hungry and your mum swallows a  st:
when you're in the womb hungry and your mum swallows a st:

Memes,  Sad Frog Meme,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  
    
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this pregnancy is...

terminated
this pregnancy is...

terminated


Memes,  Angry Arnold,  
    
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