Denver Nuggets Jokes

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Q. Why do ducks fly over Pepsi Center upside down?

A. There's nothing worth craping on!


Soda Jokes,  Funny Fly Jokes,  Funny Question Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you keep a Nuggets fan from masterbating?

A: You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!


Masterbating Jokes,  Los Angeles Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between an Denver Nuggets fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.


Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  Sports Insults  
    
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Q: How many Denver Nuggets fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!


Fan Jokes,  Light Bulb Jokes,  Short Question Jokes  
    
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Q. How did the Denver Nuggets fan die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!


Funny Milk Jokes,  Cow Jokes  
    
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Q: What does an Denver Nuggets fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.


Fan Jokes,  Nba Jokes,  Playstation Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a Denver Nugget in the NBA Finals?

A: A referee.


Nba Jokes,  Referee Jokes,  Question Answer Jokes  
    
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Q: How do the Nuggets spend the first week of training camp?

A: Studying the Miranda Rights


Training Jokes,  Funny Questions Answers  
    
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Q: Did you hear that Denver's basketball team doesn't have a website?

A: They can't string three "Ws" together.


Funny Basketball Jokes,  Website Jokes  
    
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Q: Why do Denver Nuggets fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


Tickets Jokes,  Handicap Jokes,  Funny Questions Answers  
    
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Q: What does a Denver Nuggets fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

A: Theyre both empty from the neck up.


Beer Jokes,  Common Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional basketball team?

A: Because then Denver would want one.


Colorado Jokes,  Basketball Joke,  Sport Team Jokes  
    
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