Confucius says man who drops watch in toilet have crappy time.
Confucius was a philosopher and most people on social media aren't even philosophical. Put the two together and you get pure chaos and confusion. People will take any no sense making comments or double entendre and slap “Confucius Says” behind it like that will make it any better. Some are a little cheesy, but most Confucius jokes are actually funny.
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