You chewed up my list of New Year's resolutions! Good boy!
Every New Years people make resolutions and before Valentine’s they’ve usually failed miserably. They join a gym, grocery shop at Whole Foods and vow to drop any other bad habits they have. The sentiment is nice, but the follow through is almost always never there. I’m sure you know at least one person like this and you clown them endlessly, usually behind their back.
Here we’ve added the most popular and viral clean new years jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!