The government of China announced today, that they would be removing all telephones from their country. After 6 months of hard lobbying, the organization for Independent Speech has convinced Chinese politicians to take this action.
They argued that there are too many Wings and Wongs and that many people are becoming annoyed when others Wing the Wong number.
Two Chinese exchange students arrive at the university cafeteria for lunch and ask what was available for lunch and were told there were pizza, hamburgers, hot dogs and fries.
They each order a hot dog and sit down at a table to eat.
After one unwraps the tin foil off his hot dog he looks at the hot dog and asks the other.
A chinaman arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.When finished, the chinaman jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out of the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences a repeat performance.The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished the chinaman jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and begins to fuck her again.The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four more times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself. So when they are done, she jumps up, goes to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed.........and finds four chinamen hiding!