Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

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Buck! Buck! Buck! Bawk! B-B-B-awk!! As the chicken continues with their bobble head mentality trying to cross an interstate full of traffic. So the answer to why it crossed the road is it doesn’t have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random. Let it sink int.

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why did the chicken cross the road?

because you didn't ing cook it maki!
why did the chicken cross the road?

because you didn't ing cook it maki!


Memes,  Gordon Ramsay Meme (theme),  
    
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Easter Humor,  Funny Easter Jokes,  
    
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why did the chicken cross the road?

w the  cares i'm a dinosaur.
why did the chicken cross the road?

w the cares i'm a dinosaur.


Memes,  Nobody Cares Meme,  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 

Chickens belong in coops.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chickens belong in coops.


Meme,  Funny Anti Jokes,  
    
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Hey Pisces, why did the chicken cross the road?

"Ooh, a chicken? Where?"
Hey Pisces, why did the chicken cross the road?

"Ooh, a chicken? Where?"


Funny Jokes,  Pisces Quotes,  
    
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why did the chicken cross the road? .... oh, nevermind
why did the chicken cross the road? .... oh, nevermind

Funny Pictures,  Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road,  Nude Jokes,  Funny Jokes And Pics,  
    
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why did the chicken cross the road?

because north korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far
why did the chicken cross the road?

because north korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far


Chicken Cross The Road,  North Korea Jokes  
    
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why did the chicken cross the road?

yes
why did the chicken cross the road?

yes


Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road,  Really Stoned Guy (theme),  Really High Guy Meme (theme),  
    
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why did the chick cross the road?

because you didn't ing cook it!
why did the chick cross the road?

because you didn't ing cook it!


Funny Chicken Slogans,  Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road,  Gordon Ramsay Jokes  
    
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Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, What for?

Steven Wright Jokes,  Cross The Road  
    
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Why did I cross the road? 

I don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.
Why did I cross the road?

I don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.


Meme Funny,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road  
    
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Cause Albert Haynesworth was trying to eat him!


Chicken Jokes For Kids,  Cross The Road Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: He was looking for a chick!


Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road,  Chicken Humor,  Cross The Road Jokes,  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

because he loves the colors red yellow and green


Chicken Jokes For Kids,  Chicken Cross The Road  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your apartment.

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