Cancer Puns

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On First date make joke about cancer

Her mom died of breast cancer
On First date make joke about cancer

Her mom died of breast cancer


First Date Jokes,  Hawkward Meme (theme),  Really Bad Jokes,  
    
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Gets Cancer On April Fool's Day

No one believes him
Gets Cancer On April Fool's Day

No one believes him


Good Jokes,  Good April Fools Joke,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Ironic Jokes,  
    
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Cancer?

Good, haven't had a good fight sence 1945
Cancer?

Good, haven't had a good fight sence 1945


Fight Puns,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Manly Man Meme,  
    
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if  is only legal in some states

does that mean it doesn't cure cancer in the other states?
if is only legal in some states

does that mean it doesn't cure cancer in the other states?


Legal Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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The doctor has told my wife that we have a high probability of having a cancer baby.

By my reckoning its only one in twelve.


Doctor Humor,  Best Doctor Jokes,  
    
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do you want the cancer?

-the what?
-do you want the cancer?

the cancer?

the can, sir?
do you want the cancer?

-the what?
-do you want the cancer?

the cancer?

the can, sir?


Movie Memes,  Cancer Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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*Let me, meeting blind date

Hi!

Look here's the deal...

I have cancer.

And I just want a normal relationship with a man who isn't gonna remind me of it every 2 seconds.

A-alright, let's just change the topic...

Fine. What's your star sign?

...?
...
...Cancer
*Let me, meeting blind date

Hi!

Look here's the deal...

I have cancer.

And I just want a normal relationship with a man who isn't gonna remind me of it every 2 seconds.

A-alright, let's just change the topic...

Fine. What's your star sign?

...?
...
...Cancer


Cancer Jokes,  Funny Cancer Quotes  
    
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It's the day after Christmas and two kids are comparing notes about what presents they got.

The first kid says, "What did you get?"

The second kid replied, "Man, I scored big time! I got power rangers stuff, a nintendo, a new bike, a walkie talkie set, a stereo and a whole lot more! What did you get?"

The first kid tells him, "Ah, I just got a baseball glove and bat."

"Wow," said the second kid, "That's pretty crappy"

The first kid says, "Yeah, well I'm not dying of cancer!"


Christmas Puns,  Kids Puns,  Xmas Jokes  
    
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Q: What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

A: Lets get Jobs!


Steve Jobs Jokes Death,  Tasteless Jokes,  Cancer Jokes,  
    
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Im trying to get brain cancer. Maybe one or tumor tries.

Cancer Jokes,  Brain Puns  
    
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Q: What's black and eats pussy?

A: Cervical cancer...


Cancer Jokes,  
    
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