Body Health Jokes

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When you tell everyone about your summer body goals, but you didn't tell them which summer
When you tell everyone about your summer body goals, but you didn't tell them which summer

Memes,  Sarcastic Meme,  
    
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Health teacher: "Next we are going to discuss the damage alcohol does to your liver"
Health teacher: "Next we are going to discuss the damage alcohol does to your liver"

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  Classroom Memes,  
    
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i need an answer
i need an answer

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  Homer Simpson Memes,  
    
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When summer finishes so you don't have to worry about your summer body anymore
When summer finishes so you don't have to worry about your summer body anymore

Memes,  End Of Summer Jokes,  
    
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me: i don't drink soda, that's so unhealthy.

also me:
me: i don't drink soda, that's so unhealthy.

also me:


Memes,  Soda Jokes,  Funny Ironic Quotes,  
    
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Well son, when you were a baby the internet and your mom's yoga teacher told us that vaccines were bad. Anyway sorry your legs don't work.
Well son, when you were a baby the internet and your mom's yoga teacher told us that vaccines were bad. Anyway sorry your legs don't work.

Memes,  Handicap Jokes,  
    
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When you want to have a sexy body, but can't stop eating
When you want to have a sexy body, but can't stop eating

Meme,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you've been on a diet for 3 whole hours and you're not skinny yet.

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Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  Overweight Jokes,  
    
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When you swore you'd be in shape by summer but you realize Memorial Day is next week
When you swore you'd be in shape by summer but you realize Memorial Day is next week

Memes,  Memorial Day Meme,  
    
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stay fit and slim

by taking amphetamine
stay fit and slim

by taking amphetamine


Funny Old Ads,  Funny Drug Quotes,  Funny Advertisement Posters,  
    
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it sucks having a cold but at least you don't have aids.
it sucks having a cold but at least you don't have aids.

Funny Aids Slogans,  Aids Jokes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  
    
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When you want to get in shape for summer but life is hard
When you want to get in shape for summer but life is hard

Memes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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Trying to get my summer body ready like
Trying to get my summer body ready like

Memes,  Funny Exercise Images,  Body Meme,  
    
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When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."
When I see myself in a mirror, I think "you have to stop eating cheese." But when I see cheese, I think "you have to stop looking in mirrors."

Mirror Jokes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Happy 40th birthday!

Enjoy your colonoscopy! And your prostate exam! And your complimentary ED prescription auto-refill program!
Happy 40th birthday!

Enjoy your colonoscopy! And your prostate exam! And your complimentary ED prescription auto-refill program!


Jokes On Getting Older,  Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  
    
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