Blonde Insults

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Duhhh duhhh duhhh duhh duh duhhh duhhhh duhhh duhhh duh duh duh

What

Sorry your blonde I though you would understand that
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What

Sorry your blonde I though you would understand that


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w did the blonde die raking leaves?

she (he) fell out of the tree.
w did the blonde die raking leaves?

she (he) fell out of the tree.


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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

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Did you hear about the blonde that tried to steal a police car? She saw 911 on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A. To cover the valve stem.


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Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

A. A golden retriever.


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I have a thing for blondes. Wanna see it?

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up!


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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.


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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.


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Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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A Blonde's Year in Review

*January; Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

*February; Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

*March; Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

*April; Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!

* May; Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

*June; Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

*July; Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

*August; Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.

*September; The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

*October; Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

*November; Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

*December; Couldn't call 911....."duh". ....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!


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I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"


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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her!


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