Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
HHHHelloooo.......... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash.
The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child.
The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark.
The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home.
The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read
for sale: cant afford to maintain anymore going to scol. high mileage, worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now its boring, not very reliable, but stands up to a beating, test drivers welcome best offer. call rob @ , or if you want the car call