Best Doctor Jokes

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Doctor- You're gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life

Patient- I'm a vegan so that's amazing
Doctor- You're gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life

Patient- I'm a vegan so that's amazing


Memes,  Disabled Joke,  
    
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doc: are you using any other birth control besides your rrible y personality?
doc: are you using any other birth control besides your rrible y personality?

Memes,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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Get a Doctorate in Chemistry 

"You're not a real doctor, right?"
Get a Doctorate in Chemistry

"You're not a real doctor, right?"


Chemistry Insults,  School And Education Jokes,  
    
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my doctor said i need to eat more fruit.

so i started drinking a second gl of wine every night.
my doctor said i need to eat more fruit.

so i started drinking a second gl of wine every night.


Funny Jokes,  Wine Jokes,  Wine Humor,  
    
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So is it broken?

Oh, sorry... I'm not allowed to say...
So is it broken?

Oh, sorry... I'm not allowed to say...


Bone Jokes,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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Look - you're near retirement, right? Leave a sponge in me, I'll sure, and we can split the insurance money.
Look - you're near retirement, right? Leave a sponge in me, I'll sure, and we can split the insurance money.

Lawsuit Jokes,  Insurance Humor,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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when the doctor gives you an x-ray to diagnose your problem and it comes back e-positive
when the doctor gives you an x-ray to diagnose your problem and it comes back e-positive

Memes,  
    
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"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."
"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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''i'm concerned about your clesterol level.''
''i'm concerned about your clesterol level.''


Cholesterol Jokes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?
I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?

Doctor Humor,  
    
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Wife to Doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep what should I give to cure him? 

Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake
Wife to Doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep what should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake


Opportunity Jokes,  Clean Wife Jokes,  
    
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Doctors be like

Go buy these
Doctors be like

Go buy these


Memes,  Hahaha,  
    
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A network engineer went to the doctor

Shut up dad

He told the doctor., "It hurts when IP"

It hurts when IP Carl
A network engineer went to the doctor

Shut up dad

He told the doctor., "It hurts when IP"

It hurts when IP Carl


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  Computer Puns,  
    
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so long les!

proctologist retirement parties
so long les!

proctologist retirement parties


Memes,  Retirement Party Jokes,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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