Best Blonde Joke Ever

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A blond hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

Tax Collector: Prostitution is an illegal occupation, you need to change it.

Blonde Hooker: I will go home and think about it mister taxyer.

An hour later she called the Tax Collector.

Blonde Hooker: I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer.

Tax Collector: How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution?

Blonde Hooker: I raised over a thousand cocks last year.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A. Put spikes in her shoulder pads.

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I cant figure out how to get it started.

He asks, What is it supposed to be when its finished?

The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, its a tiger.

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

He takes her hand and says, Second, I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of tea, and then.. he sighed, well put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

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Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?

A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

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Q: What do u call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

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A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"

The blond white women says, "They will be zebras."

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I went to blockbusters last night and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever.
The blonde at the counter said, "NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!"

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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe across the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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Q: What do u call a blonde with one brain cell?
A: Intelligent.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

Because she was depressed.

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A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"

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Q: Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A: So she could draw blood.

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Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A. To cover the valve stem.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

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