If you have an iPhone, you know how much of a joke the battery life is. To make matters worse the cord it comes with doesn't seem to last very long which leaves you with a phone constantly dead or about 1% life left whether you use the phone or not. The battery jokes in this section touch on these situations and plenty more. There are jokes about things like having a dead battery is equivalent to running out of toilet paper. Whether or not you believe that it's funny when you think about it. You will also come across a joke that measures how good a mom is by whether her vibrator or the kids toys has the working battery.
We are always looking for the funniest battery jokes that we can find to add here. As we add them we invite to revisit us and check them out.