Aunty Acid Pictures

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Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and a great attitude...

Then idiots happen.
Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and a great attitude...

Then idiots happen.


Funny Jokes,  Idiot Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I wish my head was like an 'Etch a sketch'. So I could shake my head and start over again.
Sometimes I wish my head was like an 'Etch a sketch'. So I could shake my head and start over again.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  Aunty Acid Sayings,  
    
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I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy and innocent...

...Oh for heaven's sake! Stop laughing.
I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy and innocent...

...Oh for heaven's sake! Stop laughing.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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Rise? 

...If I must

Shine?

...It ain't freakin' happening
Rise?

...If I must

Shine?

...It ain't freakin' happening


Funny Jokes,  Good Morning Jokes,  
    
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I'm going to solve my money worries by opening a joint account...

...With someone who has lots of money.
I'm going to solve my money worries by opening a joint account...

...With someone who has lots of money.


Funny Jokes,  Hilarious Funny Sayings,  Aunty Acid Sayings,  
    
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I love sleep. 

My life has a tendancy to fall apart when I'm awake.
I love sleep.

My life has a tendancy to fall apart when I'm awake.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Sleep Quotes,  
    
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Logging onto Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you're not hungry.
Logging onto Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you're not hungry.

Funny Jokes,  Aunty Acid Images,  
    
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I'm not sure if everything is so darn expensive or I'm just freakin' poor!
I'm not sure if everything is so darn expensive or I'm just freakin' poor!

Funny Jokes,  Poor Jokes One Liners,  Aunty Acid,  
    
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A smile is a sign of joy...

A kiss is a sign of love...

A laugh is a sign of happiness...

And having a friend like me is a sign of freakin' good taste.
A smile is a sign of joy...

A kiss is a sign of love...

A laugh is a sign of happiness...

And having a friend like me is a sign of freakin' good taste.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Friendship Sayings,  
    
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The best way to get a man to do something?

Suggest he's too old for it.
The best way to get a man to do something?

Suggest he's too old for it.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes About Men,  
    
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a friend is like a really good bra...

difficult to find, supportive, lifts you up and makes you feel good and is always, close to your heart.
a friend is like a really good bra...

difficult to find, supportive, lifts you up and makes you feel good and is always, close to your heart.


Funny Jokes,  Bra Jokes,  
    
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Instead of calling my toilet the John I call it the Jim so I can say that I go to the Jim twice a day!
Instead of calling my toilet the John I call it the Jim so I can say that I go to the Jim twice a day!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Toilet Sayings,  Silly Sayings,  
    
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I don't like to think of myself as having an attitude problem.  I like to think it's just I have a personality you can't handle.
I don't like to think of myself as having an attitude problem. I like to think it's just I have a personality you can't handle.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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I only need coffee on days ending with the letter 'y'
I only need coffee on days ending with the letter 'y'

Funny Jokes,  Coffee Joke,  Funny Coffee Posters  
    
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If you can't handle me at my worst then I completely understand...

Because I can't either.
If you can't handle me at my worst then I completely understand...

Because I can't either.


Funny Jokes,  Joke Quotes,  One Liners On Life  
    
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