Answering Machine Message Jokes

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Hi, I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hi, I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

Funny Jokes,  Famous Put Downs,  
    
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.".

Phone Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes  
    
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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.


Telephone Jokes,  Funny Question Jokes  
    
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I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Mind Jokes,  Great One Liner Jokes  
    
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Theon isn't here right now leave your message after the tone
Theon isn't here right now leave your message after the tone

Game Of Thrones Meme,  Game Of Thrones Jokes,  Tv Show Jokes  
    
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Reasons I check my voicemail:

To hear a message

To get rid of the notification
Reasons I check my voicemail:

To hear a message

To get rid of the notification


Phone Humor,  Cell Phone Jokes  
    
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Test your stupidity

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Test your stupidity

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Stupid Men Jokes,  Stupidist Jokes,  Stupid Humor,  
    
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