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You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.

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They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too.

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You've been naughty go to your room, but if you want to be naughtier go to mine.

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I don't need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.

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Oh are you craving Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dick.

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Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

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Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky!

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Girl why dont you do a Houdini and make those clothes disappear.

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Boy: Girl, whats your number?

Girl: I have a boyfriend

Boy: I have a math test

Girl: What?

Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?

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Are you a boxer?


Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?

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On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9....And I'm the 1 you need.

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My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

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Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you.

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The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

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When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

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