Jim grabbed his suitcase off the luggage carousel and headed outside to hail a taxi. A taxi promptly picked him up and they were on their way.

Twenty minutes into the ride Jim had a question for the taxi driver, "Excuse me, sir", said Jim tapping the driver on the shoulder.

"AHHHHHHH!", screamed the taxi driver, swerving the taxi across three lanes of traffic, finally stopping the car on the opposite shoulder.

"What the heck was that all about?", demanded Jim, thoroughly shaken. "I'm sorry", said the taxi driver, wiping his brow, "this is my first day on the job, I've been driving a hearse for the last fifty years!"

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