A guy was sunbathing in the nude on a secluded beach. He looked up and saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself up with the newspaper he was reading earlier. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?" "A bird." The guy replied.The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what had happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know I'm here in hospital." The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked guy?"After a little pause the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spat on me, so I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs and set it's nest on fire!"