A woman took her young son in the shower with her for the first time. Naturally he wanted to know why she didn't have a dick, and what the fuzzy thing she had instead was. "Ohhh, Ummm, that's my sponge." She replied with embarrassment. To save her from any more red faces, she made sure that he only saw her when she was wearing panties."Mummy, where's my sponge?" the kid asked one day. "Oh, I've lost it." She lied.A few months later she was washing up when her little boy came in, all excited. "Mummy, mummy, I found your sponge. You know, the one you lost." The kid squealed, "The lady next door is wiping Daddy's face with it!"