A man is walking by church one Sunday, and sees a cute little five year old girl sitting on the sidewalk, dressed up nicely, playing with her dog.The man asks, "What is your name little girl?""Candy." Says the little girl. "They call me that because I like candy so much. And this is my dog porky.""Do they call him that because he likes pork so much?" the man asks."No," says the girl, "They call him porky because he likes to FUCK pigs!"