One day George, who had a bad wink problem with one of his eyes attended an interview with a top city company, but throughout the whole interview George constantly winked at the interviewer.
"We would love to hire you, George," said the interviewer, "But to be quite honest your winking is just too distracting."
"Hold on," replied George, "I can stop the winking by taking just two aspirin!" Reaching into his pocket he pulled out a dozen packets of condoms and placed them on the desk, before finding two aspirin. He then took the tablets and his winking instantly stopped.
"That's all well and good," said the interviewer, "But we don't condone womanising here!"
"No, No," replied George, "You've got it all wrong. Have you ever asked for aspirins at the chemist's while you're winking?"