A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Misty was unlucky and went up to the room with him. A minute later there was a loud scream.
The madam and all of the girls charged up the stairs and into the room. Misty lay on the bed in a dead faint. Standing next to the bed was the midget, totally nude, with a three foot cock hanging down touching the floor. The girls were dumbfounded by the sight.
Finally one of them regained her composure and said, "Sir would you mind if we felt it? We have never seen anything like that before."
The midget sighed, "Okay honey, but only touching, no sucking. I used to be six feet tall!"